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  1. #1
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    Default CLAN SCC Showmatch!!!

    Every millennium or so, gladiators from around the world must engage in battle for the fate of our universe.


    Dark emo forces have stayed dormant for far too long and have been spotted emerging from garages and coffee shops nation wide. Poised for worldwide domination is SCC-Aukai. Furious for having to part from his eyeliner, fallout boy cd's, and crown royal for a few hours, he is planning on crushing all who lay in his path to ensure global nonconformity and apathy.


    Standing in his way, SCC-Chronic. Known by all as the Baron of Boobs, the Tsar of TITS!, and the protector of all that is good, Chronic is planet Earth's only hope against the Terran rage machine, Aukai. Armed to the teeth with the full arsenal of the Protoss empire, Chronic is seeking to 1a2a3aaaaaaa [/robotvoice] his way to victory.


    Matches are not finished until death, verbal submission, or someone rage quits. This is...THE SCC SHOWMATCH!!!


    The battle's format is as follows:


    Setup: Bo5 SCC-Chronic vs SCC- Aukai
    Maps: Andromeda,Destination, Fighting Spirit,Outsider,New Tornado
    Where/When?: Saturday 2PM Central @ Clan SCC Channel


    BUT OMG CALIBAN I'M GOING TO BE AT WORK OR OUT OF TOWN OR SOMETHING!

    Don't fret my friends.


    SCC-Stalin will be streaming the event. Professional commentary will be provided by “Pizza Face” SCC-Just and volunteer urologist, SCC-GG.


    Should a gladiator be unable to attend, someone of equal Emo'ness or Tit!'ocity will be a replacement.

    Link to the stream will be posted at the time of the event.

    Last edited by Caliban; 01-28-2010 at 03:30 PM.
    "First 'me/you' are not on the same level. That is a fact. All the games that I've won against you have been rapes. Do I need to make you remember that recent 3-0 and that all those games were total rapings?"
    SCC-Toss, raper of insurgents.

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    Lmfao!!!!
    Recruited By: SCC-Caliban in 2006
    Race: Protoss
    gaming since 2002

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    Omfg Epic
    zzzz

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    why do we need a urologist?
    Recruited By: SCC-Caliban in 2006
    Race: Protoss
    gaming since 2002

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    We dont, its just a service that I offer for free so i can....Make you look like a FOOL with ur pants on the ground!

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    The level of skill is not judged by how well you can macro. It is not judged by how well you can micro. Its not judged by how great your mechanics are or how brilliant your timings can be. IT IS JUDGED BY HOW MUCH SHIT YOU CAN TALK
    zzzz

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    this is so dumb

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    Quote Originally Posted by scc-hahha View Post
    this is so dumb
    The emo forces are greater than we though
    "First 'me/you' are not on the same level. That is a fact. All the games that I've won against you have been rapes. Do I need to make you remember that recent 3-0 and that all those games were total rapings?"
    SCC-Toss, raper of insurgents.

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    hahahah

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    Hahha you can play the exhibition matchin the bo3

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